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Captain Kirk For President

SEX, VIOLENCE and BETRAYAL- Captain Kirk Goes To Washington

The Captain answers some tough political questions brilliantly! Who needs a socialist commie or a RINO when we can have Captain Kirk in 2008! Pull My Finger - The square-jawed Capt. James T. Kirk, commander of the starship USS Enterprise shows true grit and a willingness to deflower anything in a skirt.

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